1. If you had a dream to clip your toenails, you can kiss it goodbye!
2. No tissues for you girl, hope you don`t catch a cold.
3. To all the women out there: Stay away from this cooking pan!
4. Don`t ever look at the top one!
5. Keep your eyes on the bottom one only!
6. For macho men!
7. Ribs are just too much of a meal for a woman to handle
8. Yes, clothes can sometimes be too heavy for a woman to lift them up and hang them using this hanger.
10. The peppermint is just too strong for you ladies! Sorry.
11. You can`t handle the “Manmosa” so don`t even think about it!
12. Because women don`t play sports!
13. Find something else to wipe your but with!