Husband Wanted!

Husband Wanted!

As years passed by one 70-year-old widow got so lonely that she decided to put an ad in the local newspaper and look for a new husband. She was determined to marry again!

Here is what the ad read:

Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.

The following day, the doorbell rang and when she opened the door, she was surprised to see a gray-haired man with no arms, no legs, and sitting in a wheelchair.

She asked:

You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you-you have no legs!

It seemed like the old man was expecting such a reaction, so he smiled softly and replied:

Therefore, I cannot run around on you!

Still confused, the old lady said:

You don’t have any arms either!

The old man just smiled again and replied:

Therefore, I can never beat you!

At the end the old lady had just one more question left:

Are you still good in bed?

The old men looked her directly in the eyes and with a grin on his face said:

I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?

 
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