Happy New Year, everyone!
2020 was, quite literally, one hell of a year, so we want you to forget about all the bad stuff that happened last year and focus on how good this year will be!
We decided that the best way to start the new year would be to collect a list of the funniest tweets from women. We promise that you will not regret scrolling down and you will enjoy all of them!
Closure isn’t real. Cut your hair, get a tattoo, rob a bank and start dating again.
— m i s h (@_moimichelle) December 27, 2020
warm & toasty pic.twitter.com/FOpjRETAX1
— Nicole McLaughlin (@nicolemclovin) December 29, 2020
I love hitting a paywall and being like “guess we’ll never know”
— aubrey (@aubreybell) December 29, 2020
there is no greater lie than me calling my yoga pants “yoga pants”
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) December 29, 2020
when i got my first gyno exam as a teenager, the gynecologist asked me what I wanted to do for a career. I said I wanted to be an artist. Then while checking my cervix she said- “i wanted to be a muppeteer”.
— 𝕷𝖎𝖘𝖆 𝕯𝖚𝕭𝖔𝖎𝖘 (@joaniejabronie) December 27, 2020
wowww it’s 2021 here in korea!! wanna know what the future is like?!!
– it is dark out
– everyone is asian
– my grandma is gently snoring
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) December 31, 2020
hi friends- for the new year I’m taking a break from life so I can focus on social media. if you need me you can find me here, constantly
— Ely Kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) December 31, 2020
I am a WRITER ok I open up my little computer when I have an IDEA and then I BUY THINGS on the INTERNET
— danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber) December 29, 2020
I am simply saying that if Jesus only had 12 followers maybe he was a bot
— Grace Bahler (@oatmilkforever) December 24, 2020
OK I’ll say it I can’t wait for 2021 to be over
— Caroline Moss (@CarolineMoss) December 31, 2020
anyone: happy nye
my brain: happy new york ecity
— Hillary (not sara) (@smithsara79) January 1, 2021
can’t trust a guy who faces the other way whilst you’re sleeping. what’s over there? other women??
— ً (@tularosaax) December 27, 2020
How do I tell my boyfriend that I want him to scream at me in bed like he’s Gordon Ramsey and I am a little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée
— 🕊 (@dovenymph) December 31, 2020
WHEN THIS PANDEMIC IS OVER I’M GONNA GO WILD addressing my non-urgent medical issues that i’ve been ignoring
— dr. dalia malek داليا عبد الملك ☥𓂀 (@DALIA) December 28, 2020
R.I.P. 2020 (2020 – 2020)
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) December 31, 2020