This Valentine’s Day You’ll Have A Chance To Name A Cockroach After Your Ex

This Valentine’s Day You’ll Have A Chance To Name A Cockroach After Your Ex

Valentine’s Day is approaching, and we all know that it can a very tough holiday for both single people and people who are in long-term relationships. If you’re single, you feel that the holiday is a reminder of how ridiculous your love life is, and if you’re in a long term relationship, the pressure of how to make something extremely romantic can be too much to bear, especially if you know that whatever you do will turn out to be the wrong choice. However, if you’ve recently been dumped, it can be a truly horrific experience.

Well, a zoo in the UK has just the right solution for you! They came up with a way to spend Valentine’s Day so hilarious that is guaranteed to make you laugh. You are thinking on the way of how could you revenge on your not-so-significant other? OK, you probably aren’t, but this is really hilarious, and it might end up to be your best Valentine’s Day ever.

To be honest here, V-Day was created so that people would spend tons of cash on chocolates, expensive wine, and Valentine’s Day for no reason at all. Like, you need a holiday to remind you that you should do something nice for your loved one?

Hemsley Conservation Centre zoo in Kent, UK, has got your back. They recently came up with a brilliant way for you to celebrate the holiday, and it includes cockroaches. Yes, you read that right!

You can pick a name for a live cockroach after your ex for just £1.50 (around $2), and we believe that the price is more than fair.

There are so many people out there that are basically human cockroaches, so why not name an actual insect after them?

The zoo has stated that they’re offering the chance to name a cockroach in honor of your worthless ex through their “name a cockroach programme”, and it’s there to raise funds for their projects at the zoo.

So, not only that you are naming an insect after your ex, but you are also helping out this organization. It’s a win-win combination if you ask me!


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