Woman Wrote Obituary For Herself And Joked That She “Finally Got The Smoking Hot Body She’s Always Wanted”

Woman Wrote Obituary For Herself And Joked That She “Finally Got The Smoking Hot Body She’s Always Wanted”

A woman in Ontario, Canada, decided to write her own obituary, and it’s truly something else. I mean, why not? To add to that, we can’t argue that she had a sense of humor about it.
Sybil Marie Hicks wrote in her pre-written memorial which ran in the Spec after she lost her life on February 2 that it hurts for her to admit it, but she, Mrs. Ron Hicks from Baysville, is no longer with us in this world.

She affectionately wrote about her husband Ron in the obituary, and she called him a “Horse’s A**”, and she clearly labeled which one of her children she liked the most.
She listed her son Bob as her favorite, and she jokingly jabbed at “Baby Bruce” that he wouldn’t eat homemade turkey soup.

She also joked about having the “smoking hot body” she had always wanted, having been cremated.

Hicks also clarified that nobody helped her write the obituary, and she added that her husband’s “special friend” Dorothy is now taking care of her “horse’s a**”. Many people on Twitter believe that Dorothy is the family pet, and we honestly think that this obituary is pure gold!

 
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